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Tips for Doing It in the Butt

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So, I’ve had a few asks on this topic lately, and I thought I’d impart some of my knowledge onto y’all. Here’s some of my most basic tips for doing the butt sex.

  1. Build up to it! I would not recommend try to start with penis sized things. It might take a few months of working up to it but it will help more than you know. Start with fingers, one or two usually, then maybe get a small/soft plug, and a few increasing in size. It’ll help if you do it alone and try and, ahem, ‘have a good time’ doing it.
  2. Use plenty of lube. Lube, lube, lube. There’s never too much lube (unless you’re trying to use a plug freehanded, in which case lots of lube will only make it slip out if it’s not tapered enough). I would recommend with all my heart that you purchase Ann Summers (or equivalent) ‘Booty Relax’ lube - it has numbing effects that take the edge off and make it feel much better.
  3. Stay clean. It might seem silly to even mention it but if you’re not feeling clean you won’t be able to relax, and relaxing is the most important part. Look into douches and ways to clean yourself in those places. Never use chemicals, soaps or perfumes that aren’t specifically designed to be used in your butt. Even then, be cautious, the best thing to use is warm water.
  4. Foreplay. Just like any sexual situation it’s easier and better when you get in a lot of foreplay. You may want to consider introducing light ass play into the bedroom before actually going all out. It could also be an idea to play with your own butt before your partner touches you, it’ll warm you up the way you know how to.
  5. Orgasms. I can’t stress enough how much orgasms help. If you want to go for anal on ‘round two’ trust me your body will be more relaxed and your muscles will be much more pliable. Orgasms whilst you are engaging in butt stuff will most likely be more intense - don’t let yourself panic! When you orgasm it can feel like you’re taking too much, but give yourself a moment to calm down before trying to move anything.
  6. Don’t do it unless you want to. If you find it doesn’t feel good, don’t pressure yourself, or be pressured by others. You might find it feels weird on your first few tries but it is an entirely new sensation. As long as you follow the tips above you will not hurt yourself, so don’t be afraid of that!

If you have any more specific anal sex related questions just shove them in my ask hole and I’ll tag everything with ‘butt advice’.

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SIDE NOTE: Please do be aware when using any numbing lube (especially equivalents to the one above) that you’re not losing sensation. You should still be able to feel pain if you do something wrong (stab yourself with a nail for example).

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Broke af?

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But still interested in feeding yourself? What if I told you that there’s a woman with a blog who had to feed both herself and her young son…on 10 British pounds ($15/14 Euro) per week?

Let me tell you a thing.

This woman saved my life last year. Actually saved my life. I had a piggy bank full of change and that’s it. Many people in my fandom might remember that dark time as when I had to hock my writing skills in exchange for donations. I cried a lot then. 

This is real talk, people: I marked down exactly what I needed to buy, totaled it, counted out that exact change, and then went to three different stores to buy what I needed so I didn’t have to dump a load of change on just one person. I was already embarrassed, but to feel people staring? Utter shame suffused me. The reasons behind that are another post all together. 

AgirlcalledJack.com is run by a British woman who was on benefits for years. Things got desperate. She had to find a way to feed herself and her son using just the basics that could be found at the supermarket. But the recipes she came up with are amazing. 

You have to consider the differing costs of things between countries, but if you just have three ingredients in your cupboard, this woman will tell you what to do with it. Check what you already have. Chances are you have the basics of a filling meal already. 

Here’s her list of kitchen basics. 

Bake your own bread. It’s easier than you think. Here’s a list of many recipes, each using some variation of just plain flour, yeast, some oil, maybe water or lemon juice. And kneading bread is therapeutic. 

Make your own pasta–gluten free. 

She gets it. She really does. This is the article that started it all. It’s called “Hunger Hurts”.

She has vegan recipes.

Don’t have an oven or the stove isn’t available? She covers that in her Microwave Cooking section. 

She has a book, but many recipes can be found on her blog for free. She prices her recipes down to the cent, and every year she participates in a project called “Living Below the Line” where she has to live on 1 BP per day of food for five days. 

Things improved for me a little, but her website is my go to. I learned how to bake bread (using my crockpot, but that was my own twist), and I have a little cart full of things that saved me back then, just in case I need them again. She gives you the tools to feed yourself, for very little money, and that’s a fabulous feeling. 

Tip: Whenever you have a little extra money, buy a 10 dollar/pound/euro giftcard from your discount grocer. Stash it. That’s your super emergency money. Make sure they don’t charge by the month for lack of use, though.

I don’t care if it sounds like an advertisement–you won’t be buying anything from the site. What I DO care about is your mental, emotional, and physical health–and dammit, food’s right in the center of that. 

If you don’t need this now, pass it on to someone who does. Pass it on anyway, because do you REALLY know which of the people in your life is in need? Which follower might be staring at their own piggy bank? Trust me: someone out there needs to see this. 

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